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Tradwife? Honey, My Smoke Alarm Thinks I'm A Witch - Feminist Home Decor High-Quality Canvas

Tradwife? Honey, My Smoke Alarm Thinks I'm A Witch - Feminist Home Decor High-Quality Canvas

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Bring witchy chaos to your home, or gift it to your favorite feminist. Museum-quality canvas print, vivid colors, and a matte finish that’ll last longer than the patriarchy. Printed sustainably through Printful. Ships in time for Christmas (U.S.) Designed by a woman who’s allergic to trad wife aesthetics.


10×10 – “The Shelf-Shrine” - Perfect for your altar, bookshelf, or anywhere patriarchy needs banishing. 

12×18 – “The Statement One” (Most Popular) - Big enough to make guests laugh, small enough that your HOA can’t give you shit. 

14×14 – “The Balanced Baddie” - Square, like the system we’re dismantling, but cuter. 

16×20 – “The Wall-Taker-Over” - Centerpiece energy. She’s bold, she’s feminist, she’s probably hexing capitalism as we speak.

• 1.25″ (3.18 cm) thick poly-cotton blend canvas
• Canvas fabric weight: 10.15 +/- 0.74 oz./yd.² (344 g/m² +/- 25g/m²)
• Fade-resistant
• Hand-stretched over solid wood stretcher bars
• Mounting brackets included
• Blank product sourced from the US, Canada, Europe, UK, or Australia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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