COMPOST THE RICH. GROW SOMETHING USEFUL.
A gentle little gardening suggestion for anyone who believes the planet might be better off without a handful of billionaires hoarding more wealth than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes.
This earthy, witchy graphic tee pairs vintage-inspired botanical vibes with a simple message: wealth hoarding is not a personality trait, and billionaires are not a natural resource.
The flowers are blooming. The revolution is composting. The epstein class are… hopefully becoming fertilizer.
This unisex tri-blend t-shirt has that soft, broken-in vintage feel that makes it ridiculously easy to wear, whether you're wandering through the farmers market, drinking something suspiciously herbal, tending your garden, or plotting the downfall of capitalism from the comfort of your couch.
🌱 Wear the politics. Keep the witchy botanical aesthetic. Terrify the capitalists.
🌱 Made to order, not mass produced: This tee is printed only when you order it, which helps reduce overproduction, excess inventory, and textile waste. It’s not an organic garment, but print-on-demand means we’re making what’s actually needed instead of manufacturing a pile of shirts that may never find a home.
• 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
