If hard work made people trillionaires, every teacher you know would own a yacht by now.
Instead, weโve got billionaires hoarding more wealth than entire countries, while regular people work themselves into burnout just trying to survive. Cute system.
This design says what a lot of us are already thinking. Featuring dripping blood-red lips and bold vintage-inspired lettering, this shirt mixes class rage, dark humor, and just enough chaos to start interesting conversations in public.
Soft, comfortable, and made from organic cotton because fast fashion exploits workers too, actually.
Wear it to protests, grocery runs, awkward family dinners, or while reading headlines about another billionaire buying their third apocalypse bunker.
No ethical billionaire has ever existed. Full offense to the bootlickers.
Free shipping in the U.S.
International shipping available at checkout.
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Size guide
| ย |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 โ
|
19 ยฝ |
8 โ
|
| M |
28 ยพ |
21 |
9 ยฝ |
| L |
29 ยฝ |
22 ยผ |
9 โ
|
| XL |
30 ยผ |
23 โ
|
9 โ
|
| 2XL |
31 โ
|
25.00 |
10 |
| 3XL |
31 โ
|
26 โ
|
10 ยผ |
| 4XL |
32 โ
|
28 ยฝ |
10 ยผ |
| 5XL |
33 โ
|
30 ยฝ |
10 ยผ |
| ย |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
69 |
49.5 |
22.5 |
| M |
73 |
53.5 |
24 |
| L |
75 |
56.5 |
24.5 |
| XL |
77 |
59.5 |
25 |
| 2XL |
79 |
63.5 |
25.5 |
| 3XL |
81 |
67.5 |
26 |
| 4XL |
83 |
72.5 |
26 |
| 5XL |
84 |
77.5 |
26 |
