Jesus Was a Brown-Skinned Socialist From Palestine” — Unisex Organic Mid-Weight Antifascist Holiday Sweatshirt

Cozy season just got political: in the holly-jolliest way possible. This ultra soft, eco-friendly sweatshirt pairs warm holiday vibes with a cold, hard fact: Jesus was a brown-skinned socialist from Palestine, not the blond suburban mall Santa version American conservatives keep trying to sell you.

Front and center is a classic red vintage truck hauling a Christmas tree, the kind you usually see on preppy home décor. Except this truck is hauling something different: truth. On the door sits a tiny heart with the Palestinian flag, because history matters. And on the back? A very small, very spicy hidden detail.. a tiny hammer and sickle, like a little Easter egg for the comrades who get it. 

Add gently falling snow, soft organic cotton, and a whole lot of righteous seasonal chaos, and you’ve got the perfect sweatshirt for anyone who wants their Christmas spirit with a side of liberation.

Why it slaps:
• Made with organic & recycled materials
• Cozy mid-weight feel: soft, durable, and actually comfortable
• Set-in sleeves & ribbed collar for a clean look
• Minimalist front design with maximalist political accuracy
• Secret communist surprise on the back (make sure your uncle sees that;)
• Ethically made on demand: no waste, no overproduction

Wear it to holiday parties, church services, cookie swaps, family gatherings, or anywhere someone needs reminding that the Prince of Peace wasn’t out here cosplaying white American nationalism.

‘Tis the season to be historically correct, anti-fascist, and joyfully subversive.
Amen and pass the cider.

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