Introducing the holiday gift for anyone who’s ever looked at a man, heard his opinions, and thought: “Honestly… he could stand to suffer a little more.”
This stainless-steel wine tumbler features one extremely unimpressed cat (giving full “dump him, babe” energy) casually lounging next to a fish skeleton like it just finished a light snack and is ready for its next victim. It pairs beautifully with:
Leaving his texts on read
Finding peace in your own damn company
Weaponizing your hobbies
And generally refusing to tolerate mediocre men in a collapsing empire
Whether you’re treating yourself, gifting your newly single friend, or stocking up for every woman who’s “so over it,” this tumbler is here to say what we’re all thinking: Men simply are not lonely enough. Let’s fix that this holiday season. 🥂
• Stainless steel • Keeps drinks hot or cold • Spill-resistant lid • Perfect for wine, cider, cocoa, or the salty tears of men who “aren’t like other guys” (they are) • Shipping included
Raise a glass to peace, boundaries, and lowered tolerance for bullshit. Cheers, babe, YOU DESERVE IT.
